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Wednesday, October 26, 2005
Hey below is an extract from Stephen Chow's movie.. haha find it quite funny.

師:一卷二題共三問答不識四力五式六論竟只寫七八九字,十分不好!
生:十課九混總得八天七時六分五刻四秒尚且三摸二請,一等庸師!
(師:好樣的!.....整整你!)
師:一年四季,春夏秋冬,可笑學生,豈知春秋?
生:一地四方,東西南北,無恥教師,不識(是)東西!
(師怒)
師:教室裡,人不到,課不上,警告學生,此科必當!
生:課堂裡,書亂教,試亂考,靠背老師,你娘可好?
(師:孺子不可教也!)
師:十人必當:當混當睡當不來!
生:三願請求:求請求快求當我!
師:嗚~~~~我上流教學,獻出一身才學!
生:你下等劣容,露出半個光頭!
師:三生不幸出劣徒,難為汝師!
生:一時不慎選錯師,苦了我輩!
師:請你快走不強求!
生:我來旁聽硬要留!
師:影響教學我心愁!
生:換我來教你跳樓.......!
師:&^&^%$^*$*&^&%^$#$#@!

....josephtayz dared to be different! @ 1:14 AM

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Tuesday, October 25, 2005
EH weiguo you got a lot of time lehss.


ohwells. not any worse than me, anyway.

i feel like laughing at the j1s pw.. except then i remember we've got A's =(

....roo. dared to be different! @ 10:49 AM

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Wednesday, August 10, 2005
Some meaningful quotes...


Old friends pass away, new friends appear. it is just like the days. an old day passes, a new day arrives. the important thing is to make it meaningful: a meaningful friend -- or a meaningful day!

Doubt is a pain too lonely to know that faith is his twin brother.
~khalil gilbran~

One of the most tragic things i know about human nature is that all of us tend to put off living. we are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon--instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. ~dale carnegie~

Fear less, hope more; whine less, breathe more; talk less, say more; hate less, love more; and all good things are yours.

I awoke this morning with devout thanksgiving for my friends, the old and the new.

....josephtayz dared to be different! @ 12:28 AM

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Saturday, July 23, 2005
Life's damn boring nowadays. Shall follow WeiGuo's footsteps by spamming cold jokes to keep this blog alive.

Note: Read only when u are damn free and bored.

School

Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father.
"The teacher asked
'How much is 2x3?' and I said '6'"
"But that's right!"
"Then she asked me
'How much is 3x2?'"
"What's the fucking difference!?"
"That's exactly what I said!!"
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Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?"
Sam: "I don't know."
Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark."
Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"

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"Isn't the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl.

"Ay, do you know who I am?" asked the girl.
"No."
"I'm the principal's daughter."

"And do you know who I am?" asked the boy.
"No," she replied.
"Thank goodness!"
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The teacher brings a statue of Venus into class and asks, "What do you like best about it, class? Let's start with you, Robert."
"The artwork," says Robert.
"Very good. And you, Peter?"
"Her tits!" says Peter.
"Peter, get out! Go stand in the hall," responds the teacher with disgust. "And you, Johnny?"
"I'm leaving, teacher, I'm leaving..."

Maths

What is the integral of "one over cabin" with respect to "cabin"?
Answer: Natural log cabin + c = houseboat.
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A mathematician went insane and believed that he was the differentiation operator. His friends had him placed in a mental hospital until he got better. All day he would go around frightening the other patients by staring at them and saying "I differentiate you!"

One day he met a new patient; and true to form he stared at him and said "I differentiate you!", but for once, his victim's expression didn't change. Surprised, the mathematician marshalled his energies, stared fiercely at the new patient and said loudly "I differentiate you!", but still the other man had no reaction. Finally, in frustration, the mathematician screamed out "I DIFFERENTIATE YOU!"
The new patient calmly looked up and said, "You can differentiate me all you like: I'm e to the power of x."
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Physics

You enter the laboratory and see an experiment. How will you know which class is it?

If it's green and wiggles, it's biology.
If it stinks, it's chemistry.
If it doesn't work, it's physics.
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A farmer has problems with his chickens: all of the sudden, they are all getting very sick. After trying all conventional means, he calls a physist to see if they can figure out what is wrong. The physist trys. He stands there and looks at the chickens for a long time without touching them or anything. Then all of the sudden he starts scribbling away in a notebook. Finally, after several gruesome calculations, he exclaims, "I've got it! But it only works for spherical chickens in a vaccum."
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

Issac Newton:
Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest, chickens in motion tend to cross roads.

Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends on your frame of reference.

Werner Heisenberg: We are not sure which side of the road the chicken was on, but it was moving very fast.

Wolfgang Pauli: There already was a chicken on this side of the road.
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Chemistry

A hydrogen atom lost its electron and went to the police station to file a missing electron report. He was questioned by the police: "Haven't you just misplaced it somewhere? Are you sure that your electron is really lost?"
"I'm positive." replied the atom.
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A physicist, biologist and a chemist were going to the ocean for the first time.

The physicist saw the ocean and was fascinated by the waves. He said he wanted to do some research on the fluid dynamics of the waves and walked into the ocean. Obviously he was drowned and never returned.

The biologist said he wanted to do research on the flora and fauna inside the ocean and walked inside the ocean. He too, never returned.

The chemist waited for a long time and afterwards, wrote the observation, "The physicist and the biologist are soluble in ocean water".
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Chemist's last words

    And now the tasting test...

  • And now shake it a bit...

  • In which glass was my mineral water?

  • Why does that stuff burn with a green flame?!?

  • And now the detonating gas problem.

  • This is a completely safe experimental setup.

  • Now you can take the protection window away...

  • Where do all those holes in my kettle come from?

  • And now a cigarette...




....josephtayz dared to be different! @ 3:00 PM

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Monday, July 04, 2005
wah lau weiguo you got nothing better to do is it?


anyway, good luck for FM pple =)

....roo. dared to be different! @ 2:57 PM

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Saturday, May 28, 2005
ey, whats the use of that for?

....roo. dared to be different! @ 4:45 PM

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Friday, May 20, 2005
what rubbish.. in space. -_-

ey weiguo, i never knew you were more than one person. =P

....roo. dared to be different! @ 11:36 PM

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