d a r e -to-be- d i f f e r e n t [04S33]

So many interesting uses of spaghetti? Really, weiguo, it's freezing here. But I'd wanna comment on some of the uses of spaghetti:

1)As a wig is really nice, especially if you wanna be blonde (ang-moh). But you shouldn't use spaghetti. Too thick. Use beehoon instead if you want, but then you'll look older. But older means more mature. If you want to look even older, don't use a wig at all! Guess there's always a tradeoff for everything.

2)Not really advisable as a missile, though. Split shot is nerfed hard and it wouldn't do good to throw a bunch of spaghetti noodles, doing only a measly 20% damage to 3 targets. Not even worth the 500J of energy you expend to throw. If you wanna use just one strand, fine go ahead. It'll probably do like 0.05 damage to anything it hits. If you want an orb effect, Tomato Sauce is worthless; try Tobasco. It has a lower pH and is certainly hotter. Stacks with MoM too. If you wanna go extreme, go phenol. It's a fatty alternative though, not good for your diet.

3)How can you add cyanide to pet food?! Cyanide derivatives are CARCINOGENIC! I wouldn't want any animal to run around with a tumour or anything. Besides, the damage-per-second is simply too low for it to be useful at all. The pet can simply run to the fountain and heal. I suggest you add tomato sauce. It's more readily available too. Let your pet eat it, but you must never eat your pets.

....Togrias dared to be different! @ 10:53 PM

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